Diary of a fed up Everyman
About Me
- Name: Big D
- Location: Sugar Land, Texas, United States
I'm a complicated man. I have multiple layers to my personality. I'm not schizophrenic or anything but I can be a totally different person from day to day. I was raised in a small farm town (2,000 people) but I don't really fit that stereotype. In fact, most of the people from small towns don't fit that stereotype. No, I can't stand crowds but at the same time I'm open-minded, semi-cultured and pretty non-conservative. I'm of average intelligence and I like to say I know a little about a lot of things and a lot about a few things. Jack of all trades...master of baiting...err, I mean master of none.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Well...it's hunting season here in Texas. I spent November 2nd, 3rd and 4th hunting in the Falfurrias, Texas area. The bucks harvested were a 145 inch 10 pointer that field dressed at 164 lbs, a 137 inch 15 pointer, a 132 inch 12 pointer with palmated brow tines and a 132 inch 8 pointer with very nice G tines. I personally shot a 123 inch 8 pointer. The coolest part was that he was a 7 1/2 year old buck with 'acorn' type tine tips. He field dressed at 154 lbs. I also shot a feral boar that field dressed at 90 lbs. How ya like this shit? Leave me a comment!
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work
40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.
22 Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a f..ing people person to you?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. Oh, I get it. Like humor. Only different.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is finally done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun.
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
40. Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.
And my personal favorite...
41. Shut the fuck up and go away.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.
22 Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a f..ing people person to you?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. Oh, I get it. Like humor. Only different.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without the door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is finally done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun.
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
40. Wait a minute - I'm just trying to imagine you with a personality.
And my personal favorite...
41. Shut the fuck up and go away.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
It's been sooo long...
It's been forever since I wrote anything on here so I thought I would.
Ya know what I hate? People. Yup, folks just like you if you do any of the following....
Don't allow me to change lanes when I have my blinker on. Instead you speed up so that you don't lose your precious place in the lane. Jackass. I drive faster than most people so trust me, I will not hold you up. One of these days I'm going to rig my truck with heavy piping all the way around so I can play bumper car with you. Bet I'd win!
If you poke along in the fast lane and slow me down for 10 miles only to get in the right lane at the last second to take your exit. Unless you received your license in a box of Cracker Jacks you should know that the left lane is for passing only. It's not so your dumb ass can drive 10 miles below the speed limit and cause a traffic jam...dumbass.
People that insist on parking right on either edge of a parking spot. Park in the middle. It's not that hard. You create a domino effect to where the next person will have to park farther to the right until you wind up with someone half way in two spots.
People that are oblivious to their surroundings. I like to call them obliviates. Look around you. Consider what your actions are doing to others. Don't be an idiot...you idiot. I hate these people that exist in their own little bubbles not caring about anyone but themselves. It's called 'consideration' people. Look it up. If you need a dictionary I'd be more than happy to throw one at you.
People that talk shit to me about other people. Do you really think I need that negativity in my life? And do you realize that I'm smart enough to realize that if you're talking shit to me about 'Joe Blow' chances are you're talking shit about me to 'Joe Blow'. Therefore I'm not going to trust you with anything I have to say. So if you're wondering why I don't talk to you much it's because I don't want you going and repeating everything I say to other people who might misinterpret my words...idiot. And if you're wondering why I don't partake in your slamming of others...it's because I'm not a jerk like you...jerk!
Ok, that's enough for today. I'll try to post tomorrow for my typing pleasure. In the meantime...don't be an obliviate. Think about what's going on around you.
Pea soup yo!
Ya know what I hate? People. Yup, folks just like you if you do any of the following....
Don't allow me to change lanes when I have my blinker on. Instead you speed up so that you don't lose your precious place in the lane. Jackass. I drive faster than most people so trust me, I will not hold you up. One of these days I'm going to rig my truck with heavy piping all the way around so I can play bumper car with you. Bet I'd win!
If you poke along in the fast lane and slow me down for 10 miles only to get in the right lane at the last second to take your exit. Unless you received your license in a box of Cracker Jacks you should know that the left lane is for passing only. It's not so your dumb ass can drive 10 miles below the speed limit and cause a traffic jam...dumbass.
People that insist on parking right on either edge of a parking spot. Park in the middle. It's not that hard. You create a domino effect to where the next person will have to park farther to the right until you wind up with someone half way in two spots.
People that are oblivious to their surroundings. I like to call them obliviates. Look around you. Consider what your actions are doing to others. Don't be an idiot...you idiot. I hate these people that exist in their own little bubbles not caring about anyone but themselves. It's called 'consideration' people. Look it up. If you need a dictionary I'd be more than happy to throw one at you.
People that talk shit to me about other people. Do you really think I need that negativity in my life? And do you realize that I'm smart enough to realize that if you're talking shit to me about 'Joe Blow' chances are you're talking shit about me to 'Joe Blow'. Therefore I'm not going to trust you with anything I have to say. So if you're wondering why I don't talk to you much it's because I don't want you going and repeating everything I say to other people who might misinterpret my words...idiot. And if you're wondering why I don't partake in your slamming of others...it's because I'm not a jerk like you...jerk!
Ok, that's enough for today. I'll try to post tomorrow for my typing pleasure. In the meantime...don't be an obliviate. Think about what's going on around you.
Pea soup yo!
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Awwww.....
Scott Peterson got his ass kicked. Correction...he got the fuckin shit kicked out of him!!!!! Hell yeah! http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ne/20061004/115997400009.html
Monday, October 09, 2006
I'm so F'in tired...
If you are offended by profanity, don't read this. I'm gonna drop some F bombs and if you don't like it...that's cool. Just don't read any further.
I'm so fucking tired of all of this bullshit going on in the world today. Let's see...what do we have? We have people shooting up schools and killing kids, we have sickos molesting children that can't even walk yet, we have Katrina evacuees that have been relocated and given a new lease on life but still don't want to take a job and get a life, we have people that jump on every opportunity to pitch a fit and protest every little thing they can think of regardless of whether or not they know what they're talking about....and more. And this is just in America. Overseas we have people that want to kill you if you don't follow their religion. We have North Korea testing nuclear weapons. Iran's working on nuclear capabilities as well. Who knows? They might be far more along than any of us know.
But we don't know. All we know is what we read in the news. I had a guy tell me the other day that Chevrolet has the best drivetrain in the automobile industry because he read that they did a study on it. I asked him if he was involved in the study. He said no. I asked him if he read the study. He said no. I asked him if he knew what all the study entailed. He said no. So I asked him what he could say with 100% certainty was truthful and what wasn't. He couldn't. Keep in mind that this could apply to you when you tell someone anything that you haven't witnessed for yourself. If you're taking someone elses word for it...you could be passing on a lie. So let's stop talking out of our asses and not talk about things we know nothing about....or at least don't know for sure.
Lots of horrible things going on out there y'all. What can be done? Go watch Boondock Saints with Willem DaFoe. Then come back and read some of my previous posts. Then think about this...do you think our law enforcement agencies are able to prevent crimes? I said 'PREVENT' crimes. Are they able to keep our kids safe? Are they able to make criminals not want to commit crimes? Then ask yourself how much good our politicians are. Are they improving things? Just what in the hell are they doing?
Just some things to think about. What in the fuck has our world came to and what can we do about it...if anything?
I'm so fucking tired of all of this bullshit going on in the world today. Let's see...what do we have? We have people shooting up schools and killing kids, we have sickos molesting children that can't even walk yet, we have Katrina evacuees that have been relocated and given a new lease on life but still don't want to take a job and get a life, we have people that jump on every opportunity to pitch a fit and protest every little thing they can think of regardless of whether or not they know what they're talking about....and more. And this is just in America. Overseas we have people that want to kill you if you don't follow their religion. We have North Korea testing nuclear weapons. Iran's working on nuclear capabilities as well. Who knows? They might be far more along than any of us know.
But we don't know. All we know is what we read in the news. I had a guy tell me the other day that Chevrolet has the best drivetrain in the automobile industry because he read that they did a study on it. I asked him if he was involved in the study. He said no. I asked him if he read the study. He said no. I asked him if he knew what all the study entailed. He said no. So I asked him what he could say with 100% certainty was truthful and what wasn't. He couldn't. Keep in mind that this could apply to you when you tell someone anything that you haven't witnessed for yourself. If you're taking someone elses word for it...you could be passing on a lie. So let's stop talking out of our asses and not talk about things we know nothing about....or at least don't know for sure.
Lots of horrible things going on out there y'all. What can be done? Go watch Boondock Saints with Willem DaFoe. Then come back and read some of my previous posts. Then think about this...do you think our law enforcement agencies are able to prevent crimes? I said 'PREVENT' crimes. Are they able to keep our kids safe? Are they able to make criminals not want to commit crimes? Then ask yourself how much good our politicians are. Are they improving things? Just what in the hell are they doing?
Just some things to think about. What in the fuck has our world came to and what can we do about it...if anything?
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Houston Police change chase policy...
The Houston Police Department has changed their policy concerning car chases.
Great. Now if you feel like it, you can run from the cops and get away with the crime? Are they worried about getting people hurt? How about this...install huge grappling hook launchers on the front of police cars so that when a suspect won't stop they can simply shoot a big claw in to the trunk or back window of the fleeing vehicle and pull them to a stop. Or how about they take those high performance cruisers, out run them, get in front of them and slam on the brakes. Or pull beside them and ram them off of the road. Why do police have to be so gentle these days? If a person is running from a cop, the cop should be able to do whatever it takes to apprehend that individual. After all, if you're breaking a law and/or running from the cops, you should expect to receive a serious beat down in exchange for your troubles. Not expect to be handled with kid gloves.